Matt "Grape Drank" Christensen
The Madame
Our Inglorious leader. He doesn't know how to pronounce words correctly, yet somehow business gets done.
Dain "Little Dain" Warton
The Dance Hall Girl
He makes an adequate assistant, just don't let him sign your traveling card.
Josh "Wibble Wobbles" Arnold
The Crooked Banker
He just don't fall down.
Lon "Dart" Bench
The Scrivener
Flies like an eagle. stays put when planted.
Eric "Krackerz" Slater
The Hired Gun
Krackerz is a person, place, and thing but he's not salty about it.
Bobby "Princess Wastey Pants" Tensfeld
The Corrupt Judge
Heir to the Wastey Pants throne. He does stuff and things.
Stan "Panda" Kocol
The Erectus Maximus
Eats bamboo and sleeps all day. He's a well known bad seed.
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