Matt "Grape Drank" Christensen

The Madame

Our Inglorious leader.  He doesn't know how to pronounce words correctly, yet somehow business gets done.

Dain "Little Dain" Warton

The Dance Hall Girl

He makes an adequate assistant, just don't let him sign your traveling card.

Josh "Wibble Wobbles" Arnold

The Crooked Banker

He just don't fall down.

Lon "Dart" Bench

The Scrivener

Flies like an eagle.   stays put when planted.

Eric "Krackerz" Slater

The Hired Gun

Krackerz is a person, place, and thing but he's not salty about it.

Bobby "Princess Wastey Pants" Tensfeld

The Corrupt Judge

Heir to the Wastey Pants throne.  He does stuff and things. 

Stan "Panda" Kocol

The Erectus Maximus

Eats bamboo and sleeps all day.  He's a well known bad seed.

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